October 3, 2006

• Operation Big Kablooie

  "What's the situation?"
  "It seems we have a railroad track going through a mountainous region. Apparently, there is some sort of an avalanche threat."
  "Holy Jesus. Okay, give me the details."
  "Certainly. The Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway wants to shoot artillery at mountains to trigger avalanches."
  "What is the strategic value in that?"
  "It seems that they wish to force the avalanches to happen so that they may pass their trains through unscathed."
  "Holy Hole-in-the-donut, that might just work."
  "Indeed, sir. Shall we get started?"
  "Right, get to it."
  "Yes, sir."
  
  Note: Yeah, I'm assuming this must be how the meeting must have gone down. What else is there really to say?
  
  

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