December 21, 2006
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Now for the JNN News
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In Jimbo news today, nothing important is happening.
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...This just in! Chulip, the famous quirky kissing game from Japan, is finally making its way stateside courtesy of Natsume. An exact date is sketchy at best, but estimates currently hold it for February of 2007. It looks to be quite the unique game.
In further gaming news, Jimbo recently announced that he wanted these Harvest Moon hand puppets. He said little else about the subject.
In world news, it appears that the Japanese population has begun to decrease! Sources show that a vast majority of the Japanese population is classified under the so-called "older" category. What does this mean? This means that there will be less younger people to replace them when they "pass on." Due to this situation, the prime minister is now considering making policies to prevent further falls in birthrates? What does this mean. Potentially, it means that it will make a lot of dudes happy as intercourse becomes mandatory. More news on this as the story develops.
In anime news, it seems that the world will be ending on December 22nd. Rumor holds that the hit anime Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu will be licensed and released stateside. Who licensed it, or how long the release will take will likely be announced tomorrow. Stay tuned.
On behalf of JNN, I thank you for watching. It is now time for a quick commercial break.
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(Note: the Jimbo News Network does not in any way endorse or condone the actual services of this insurance company. They are completely unknown and not necessarily recommended. This commercial is merely here to show that they have, hands down, the best hold music of all of the car insurance companies. If that is all the you are looking for, then by all means go for USAA. Otherwise, I would highly recommend researching each respective company. Thank you, and remember that the answer is 42.)
Comments (3)
That cow looks messed up...
But the 2 people look awesome!
Never have I seen a more informative news broadcast! keep up the good work XD.
Dude, that's my insurance company! They are awesome. However, they are not open to the public. Only people who are in the military or have family in the military can use their services.