November 2, 2007
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Don't Mess with America. We Have Texas.
I read an article on Kotaku a couple of days ago aboutso-called "otaku hunters." They roam around the streets of Akihabara(otherwise known as an otaku's Mecca) and bump into people. From there, theymake a big scene and demand a payment as an apology. Most Japanese geeks,wishing to avoid any trouble, just pay the scum-bags and move on. Heaven forbidthat one of these hunters should try and pull that on an American tourist. Forthose of you who live in America (myself included), you know that American'sare completely bonkers (myself included). If they bumped into one of us, we would probably be the ones demandingthe money. If the hunter was the one to first spout the demand, we'd probablypunch 'im in the face, or, more likely, shoot him. Remember, we'rehyper-violent Americans. We'll rip your spine out. Don't screw with our money.And watch where you're going. (sauce)
Comments (3)
I remember reading that and thinking, Japanese people are pushovers.
If it were me, I would probably pull out my minigun, 'cause thats what the second amendment says, and then mow down everyone on the street, not for any particular reason. Then I would use my Nikes and jump over the buildings and go eat a cheeseburger.
Yeah i would spoon the guys eyes out if they bumbed into me and tried to ask for money.
Actually, I think ,as Americans, we would most likely just pretend we didn't see them and keep walking. Apathy is our national passtime.....