November 15, 2007

• The big little list of anime women you probably thought about banging when you watched their series

  (Version de Jimbo)
  A friend of mine, Stephen, made one of these lists on his blog recently, so I thought I would add my own three-cents' worth. They are located here: Number One and Number Two. I agree with some, but not all of his recommendations, so here are some of my own contributions.

  Disclaimer: Let me just say that I do not mean to demean or insult the female gender in any way in this post. I realize that well over fifty-percent of my readership is female (oddly enough), and kindly request that you read this with an open mind.

  Haruka
  a.k.a. the eldest Minami sister
  Series: Minami-ke
  Obligatory picture with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes: While I do hold a soft spot for Chiaki, the youngest sister, for her emotionless moé factor, the loli-factor is a serious issue. That's why Haruka is the winner in the family. Not to mention, she has a penchant for stripping out of her school uniform as soon as she steps in the front door.
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 7 / 10

  Kotori
  a.k.a. the crazy mind-reading lady
  Series: Da Capo
  Obligatory picture with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes:  I don't know why, but something about Kotori's hotness makes all of the other characters look like crap. It must be the beret. Yeah, that must be it
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 8 / 10

  Chihiro
  a.k.a. The amnesia / eye-patch chick
  Series: ef - a tale of memories
  Obligatory picture that I wish I could've found with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes: I know the picture doesn't do her justice, but I simply could not find a good one of her. Something about all of her imperfections (13-hour memory, eye-patch, low self-esteem, et al) just makes her one sexy beast. In the words of the great Agent Smith, "... human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from."
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 8 / 10

  Rider
  a.k.a. the sadomasochist chick
  Series: Fate / stay night
  Obligatory picture with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes: Seriously, I could've used any picture of her and it would've had sexual overtones. She is just that blazing hot. I mean, just look at what she's wearing! If she leans forward even a centimeter, it's an instant pantsu shot.
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 10 / 10 (perfect score)

  Kallen
  a.k.a. the only tsundere character that will make it on this list
  Series: Code Geass
  Obligatory picture with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes: I'm not much of a tsundere fan, but Karen is one of the few exceptions. It must be her mad-crazy mech piloting skills. Yeah, it's definitely not the clothes </blatant lies>
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 7 / 10

  Mizuho
  a.k.a. The yuri fodder (?)
  Series: Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru
  Obligatory picture with sexual overtones:
  

  
  Notes: ... Wait...
  IT'S A TRAP!
  Dirty-thought-o-meter: 0 / 10

  That's about all I felt like typing now, but this was a bit fun. I might do another one of these lists sometime, assuming my comrade doesn't sue my pants off (warning: pants liable to explode).

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