March 15, 2008

  • Tastes like Victory

     

    It's time for some fun with numbers. Let me set up the
    scenario. Yesterday, I ate an entire package of Keebler Fudge Striped
    Shortbread Cookies. I decided to try and do what so many Americans are making
    their hobby and count the calories of what I just ate. Here are the results.

    • A single serving consists of three cookies
    • A single serving contains 150 calories
    • There were thirty-two cookies in the box, or 10.66...
      servings
    • That is roughly 1600 calories
    • In a little less than ten minutes, I took in 80% of the
      total calories I should eat in a day

    Now, armed with that knowledge, I planned to once
    again think like the American I am and apply some rational logic and follow those
    cookies up with a Big Mac for lunch. Sugar high does not even begin to describe
    it.

Comments (2)

  • Wow you have bad taste in cookies and cheeseburger. But ill forgive you becaues after all your just a simple mortal.

    Once me and my sister ate one of those huge ice cream tubes, you know the one you get for parties that are like 2 pounds. We ate the entire thing, one of my best acheivements.

  • ._. Eww how did you eat all of those. There are starving ppl in other countries and yet Americans can eat whole boxes of junkfood in a sitting. >_< How sad!

    But damn that picture of the elf made me hungry for those Elf cookies with the chocolate in between 2 vanilla elf-shaped cookies. Mmmmmm.

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