I still don't have an Internet connection at home. It's okay; I'm dealing with it. With the extra time I have, I've been going back to play some of the old video games that I haven't played for a while and reading some old books that I never got around to finishing. I've been hanging in there. My power went out for a few days, so video games and TV were out for about forty-eight hours, but I mostly had to work those days anyway. My power has since returned, so I'm doing pretty alright...

...'til the madness came...

I would probably try to endorse products that no other celebrities would endorse. At the moment, that list is a little small. Celebrities already endorse perfumes, video game consoles, cars, McDonalds, water, and even medicine to help blood circulation to lower extremities. I figure that if I endorsed more unique products, I could get my name out and become even more famous (or infamous!). My first order of business would be to endorse my own line of pencils. I would have a set of traditional yellows with my name branded on a side (Jimbo1023) and maybe the logo for the site, pending its creation. I would also endorse a more ritzy line of mechanical pencils, made with only the highest quality lead paint and loose asbestos fibers. They would also be studded with diamonds. I predict these will be a huge success and the Jimbo Advertising Machine©®™ will continue its march into other products including decorative bricks, trash receptacles, truck tires, and medicine to help blood circulation to lower extremities. I would also endorse the creation of a countrywide network of green pipes people can jump into that transport them directly to their destination quickly. Oh, and when I say "green pipes" I mean the pipes are to be physically green, they don't need to be environmentally friendly.

   

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