Hello? Oh, hey boss. What’s up? … Come to work on Saturday? Mmm… I can’t. I have to get my picture taken. … Yeah, sorry. You see, I’m a registered sex offender, so I have to carry this card around with- … Yeah, it’s true. It’s a bit funny. I had to stop and visit each of my neighbors and show them my card. It’s expired now, so I have to renew it. It’s a real hassle. I mean, they don’t even let me have video games in the house. They think I’d use it to-what’s that? … Oh, it was a while ago. The cops found what they called “child pornography” on my PC. I tried to explain to them that Lustful-Lolitas.com was an avant garde site, not pornography. It was an artsy-type project. The uncultured swine, however, didn’t see it-hmm? … It
wasn’t pornography! Sheesh, you’re just like all of my neighbors. They didn’t get it when I explained it to them, either. Well, the point still stands: I can’t come in on Saturday. … Uh-huh, yup, sorry. No, no, whatever. Right, see you Monday. Bye.
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Haha that's the coolest bear ever.
I need that cake!