Y'know, it makes me wonder how so many morality groups can claim that condoms and birth control encourages sexual promiscuity, yet products like this probably go unnoticed.
I tell you, I wouldn't mind being able to just meet a hot girl and almost immediately start sucking face with her. If a Colgate Wisp can get me there, I'm all for it, but I'm not going to go out and spend the extra money and carry those silly things around with me just to find out. Plus, as a guy, where would I put those things? In my hat? No sir, if I want to freshen up my breath I'll reach for a delightful, cancer-curingly godlike stick of Orbit gum. Orbit gum... the best a Jimbo can get.
Okay Orbit, I held up my end of the bargain. Now release my Yuki Nagato PVC figure and I'll walk away and forget this ever happened.
That has got to be the most awful commercial ever. Hahaha. Hold on a sec, I have to go brush my teeth because I didn't do so before I came to the club. Good thing I have my Colgate Wisp!
Wanna meet some random girl and start making out? Go to clubs, lol. The girls are not worth your time, though. :P
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That has got to be the most awful commercial ever. Hahaha. Hold on a sec, I have to go brush my teeth because I didn't do so before I came to the club. Good thing I have my Colgate Wisp!
Wanna meet some random girl and start making out? Go to clubs, lol. The girls are not worth your time, though. :P