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What I do in Class
In one of my classes, I had to write a quick XML file for some fake restaurant you make up. Since I already knew the stuff, I used it as an opportunity to make some awful IT puns. Here is the result: <?xml version="1… -
Catching the Gay
Fig. 4.9Interesting. Apparently last week was [Gay] Pride Week at my college. There were wild celebrations all over the place that, somehow, I did not notice (I spend next to no time on campus). I even had the poor plann… -
Relationship Help
On Tuesday, a classmate actually asked me for advice when it came to a potential relationship. This was stunning to me, considering I've never been in any sort of romantic relationship in my life (that is, aside from the… -
College-level conversations
A conversation with my classmate, my words are represented in a violent shade of blue. What are you drinking? Milk. Why? … I… I didn’t realize I needed a reason to drink milk. No, I mean, why are you drinking chocolate … -
Throw the Book at 'Em
What's this? Is it true? It is!? Yes, I finally finished my finals last night. This semester is now over. After getting home last night, I decided to go all out and celebrate with a bowel movement. It was fantastic… -
Essay Writing Tips
Well, it seems that every one of my classes decided to assign a huge essay in these last few weeks of school. I'm not even close to finishing yet, so I fear posts will continue to be sparse. Today, however, I hope to hel… -
Society for the Advancement of Nothing
Some of my classmates and I came up with a great idea for sparking curiosity. Well, really it was two ideas, but one sort of spawned the other. Allow me to set the scenario. We are sitting in class and the professor, in … -
The College Situation
This week marks the beginning of that magical time known as college classes. After doing a couple years at a smaller college, I finally transferred to a four-year university. The best part is that it is only a short d… -
The need for a lazy man's scholarship
I always hear people telling me that scholarships are so easy to get, but in my experience they are tougher than hieroglyphic algebra. It's probably because I'm so generic. I'm just your average white, middle-class ma…
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