It’s Midna from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess! This year I tried to go for something a bit more detailed. I goofed up a bit with the eye and some of the pointy details, but I’m otherwise pleased with the way it turned out. I based the carving on this image: http://itsmikuru.deviantart.com/#/d4tg16k
It was recently requested of me that I post some pictures of the things I collect. Since it’s the weekend, and I don’t have much else going on, I figured now would be as good a time as any to post some photos of the crap I have.
Dear Hotel Pillows,
Thanks for always being there when I needed a place to rest my head away from home. I can always count on you to cradle my head in your soft, bleach-scented embrace. I think, however, that we need to have a little talk. You are just a bit too large and fluffy.
I am sure you have realized that I sleep on my stomach. When you are big and bulky all around, that makes for some very uncomfortable neck configurations when trying to sleep. The body doesn’t really work when one’s head is looking to the side and the neck is cricked backwards 45 to 70 degrees.
Look, when there are six or seven of you on the bed at any given time, I think you can afford to give a little more in this relationship. I understand that you probably have to cater to a lot of customers, but how about giving a little variety? Here are some suggestions: big, poofy ones for people who sleep on their back, soft, flat ones for people who sleep on their stomach, those weird, tubular ones for people who sleep on their sides, anime-themed love pillows for the hopelessly lonely, wooden blocks for geisha, etcetera.
I believe that if you cater to a wider variety of sleepers in this way, you can appease more customers and ensure more repeat business for your hotel. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I intend to write to your old friend, the mattress, pretty soon about spring count.
Yours truly,
Jimbo
