November 22, 2004

• Alrighty. In case you have not yet realized, I am a nerdy kind of guy; therefore, I use words and phrases that other people may not. That's why, for the untrained (cool) masses. I offer you a...
  

  Quick Quide to 1337 (leet) and other video-gaming lingo
  

  OMFG!: Translated into meaning "Oh My F***ing God!"
  WTF?: Translated into meaning "What the F***?"
  w00t!: 1. A general declaration of excitement. Roughly translated, it means "Woo-Hoo!" 2. With -ness suffix, it becomes an adjective that proclaims the noun will cause you to announce "Woo-Hoo!"
  d00d: Translated into meaning "dude"
  j00: Translated into meaning "You"
  pwnZor3d: There are various ways of spelling this, but all of them mean "I have beaten you horribly"
  Lmao: Translate into meaning "loser"
  haXor: A skilled computer user
  suXor: An adjective used to describe a person of little skill. (ex. "j00 = t3h suXor!!!!1!" means "You have little skill.")
  ns: Translated into meaning "Nice shot"
  n00b: Translated into meaning "one who is new"
  n00b cannon: A very powerful and easy to use weapon that n00b's tend to use to get an edge.

  Now that you know some general vocabulary, I can begin on proper 1337 grammar. But I'll save that for another day. Until then, p34c3 0u+ j00 L0Z3r$!!!!!!!1!
  

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