October 13, 2010

  • Somebody Think of the Children!

    You have to feel sorry for the children of presidents. It's just hard to picture any of them having a normal childhood in the White House. Take poor Sasha and Malia. They have to sleep in one of those bedrooms that is basically a museum. It's hard to picture one of those ornate rooms with walls covered in posters of the Backstreet Boys or Menudo or whatever is poplar among teeny-boppers of this day and age. Let us not forget the constant media scrutiny the kids are subjected to. "This is Nick News and it's time for your headlines. Presidential daughter Natasha reports a preference to Jacob, while Malia is firmly entrenched with Team Edward. We will continue to report on this as details come in."

    Do you think these two ever get in to rows like normal kids? "Moooooom, Malia's on my side of the limo again. Make her sto~op!" Do the parents (the president and first lady) ever get cross with them? Would the media report on this? "This just in: Michelle Obama spotted yelling at children for not putting on their seatbelts. Could this indicate President Obama's scheme to curtail American freedoms? More at eleven!"

    At any rate, it'll be interesting to see how these kids grow up. Chelsea seemed to turn out okay... at least, until the statute of limitations passes on the arson case.

    Presidential Listening

Comments (2)

  • I wonder what the headline would be if the President "joined" one of those "teams". Fox News would have fun.

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