Sorry, I'm probably not going to be updating for a while. I have to good reasons for it, though. Harvest Moon 64 and Metal Gear Solid 3. I'm going to be playing both for quite a while now, so please don't bother me.

On that note, let me take this oppurtunity to make some points about MGS3... in traditional list form.
- Sokolov is a very funny character.
- I have now been "hand gestured"
- The Pain was a very easy boss
- The End was long and irritating.
- EVA is hot.

That'll be all. Dismissed!

And now for something completely different...

Bowling For Soup - 1985

Lovefist on Tour

    For 3 weeks, Lovefirst is rocking the United States with its Love Rocket Tour! Many cities are involved: Liberty City, Vice City, Los Santos, Las Venturas, and San Fierro. It is even rumored that they have developed a time machine to go back and rock London in 1969. Tickets are going fast, and if you procrastinate, you will be hard pressed to find any. Fortunately, many radio stations are having contest with Love Rocket tickets as prizes: Head radio in Liberty, V-Rock in Vice, and K-DST in San Andreas. All of their hits will be played including Dangerous Bastard and Fist Fury. Lead singer Jezz Torrent had this to say, "everybody must come and rock! And lets not forget, any gorgeous ladies can get free backstage passes by means of my trailer, if ya know what I mean." Other bands performing include Twisted Sister, Crystal Ship, and Motley Crue.

My hands are numb and about to fall off. I just finished shoveling my stupid driveway. Oh well. Anyway, there is a little something I wanted to put now that I beat San Andreas again...

THE BEST CHARACTERS IN SAN ANDREAS

1. Wu Zi Mu
2. Mike Toreno
3. Zero
4.Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross
5. Lance "Ryder" Harris
6. Carl "CJ" Johnson
7. Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris
8. Catalina
9. Cesar Vialpando
10. Claude the GTA III guy (2 whole scenes!)

Heh heh, my internet is finally working, and this is all I have to say. I'm a ice cold killa!

 

Here's a little something I've been thinking about, and I present it to you in the now infamous, LIST FORM (w00t)...

WHY GTA: VICE CITY IS BETTER THAN GTA: SAN ANDREAS!
In no particular order

1. Size - SA is nice and big, but that's the problem. It's too big! Oh sure, it may offer more things to do, but when it takes you the better of 15 minutes (10 if your flying) to get from point A to point B, then something is wrong. VC is small, but its the perfect size for the game.
2. Humor - Alright, SA has some funny parts. Wu Zi Mu is a priceless character. In all, however, the comedy just cannot even compare to the hilarity of VC.

"It eat my favorite El Burro movie, it die!"
"It's probably not plugged in."
"Wha? Dang, no matter. I can buy a-hundred more!"
3. Time Period - I'm an 80s fan. Screw you.
4. Music - 80s, w00t! Seriously though, aside from that, VC has the best radio stations of all GTA games. It has 2 chat stations. SA has one, and a sub-par one, at that. SA is also dominated by crappy music genres. It has 2 rap stations, a reggae station, and a country station. That leaves 6 out of 10 that I listen to (60%). VC only has one station that I don't listen to, and that's only because I don't understand Spanish. That's 8 out of 9 for VC (88.9%).
5. Lack of Stat Building - I hate RPGs and stat building, in general. Bad move, SA.
6. Better Main Character - Hawaiian shirt-wearing, mafia guy vs. Tank & jean-wearing, gangbanger. I like both the mafia and Hawaiian shirts way better. Tommy is way cooler in his demeanor, too.
7. It's a Prequel! - Without VC, there would be no SA nor III. Just look at all of the references to VC there are in SA. That's right, Rosie!

Lets sum this up, shall we: VC > SA.

Note: All points made in this list are my personal opinion. If you don't like it, tough.

Word on the street says that "comments" has been changed to "Words on the street", aight? Ain't dat da shiznik. I'm just keepin' it real, homie. Real safe. I'm also playin' me some Gran' Theft Auto: San Andreas. You down? Man, you never down. Yo straight busta!

I am slightly depressed. Burger King has not called me back yet after my job interview. They were supposed to call today, but they did not. That must mean I didn't get the job. Crap. Welp, it's slayer time. Let me just pull out my handy-dandy... FLAMETHROWER!!!!!

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! GRILLED ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!?!?! DIE BASTARDS, DIE!!!!! MYEH-HEH-HEH-HEH......
That felt good. Now, all I need to do is let out my further agression in school. FEAR ME!

Heh heh, new profile picture. Compliments to Don Roberto. It = t3h c00ln3$$.

If you'll excuse me, I have a zoology essay I need to finish. Piece owt!

I would like to make a request right now. If there is anybody out there, maybe a friend, who likes to make graphics of anime. I want an avatar of the Harmonia video with Wind-Waker-esque Sakura jammin'. Thanks buddy!

Oh, one other thing. I guess I should try and explain the little Midori no Hibi picture in my last post. Basically, the girl in the picture (on his lap, not his hand) accidently fed the guy (Seiji) sleeping pills. She was trying to take advantage of this situation, but he came to while she was sitting on his lap. Well, sometimes when a guy wakes up in the morning with a girl on his lap, he tends to feel a little... happy. Yeah, that's a good word for it. Hence the humor of the picture.

For those of you who have not seen or heard of Midori no Hibi (My Days With Midori), let me give you a quick preview of what you have been missing

Not one of the better pictures, but dang is it funny!