March 20, 2005

• I have to admit, I got nothin' today. I guess I can entertain you with something that entertained me yesterday. That's right,

  
  

  I'M GETTING HITLER THROUGH COLLEGE!
  

  Ahem, as in, The Sims University. I was playing it at my friend's house (who shall remain nameless) and I decided to make a college-bound sim. Well, what better person to make an avatar out of than the one and only Adolf Hitler? Hitler's college life began as any's would. He was the founder of the Tri-Lambda fraternity and claimed the best room in his dorm. Shortly after, others began to make themselves at home. Hitler was a stickler though. Only those with blonde hair and blue eyes were aloud in the dorm. (I am freakin' serious; only sims with blonde hair and blue eyes came) So soon, young Adolf had to choose a major. He passed on the artistic major and chose history to prepare himself for a military career. At first, he had no friends. Soon, though, he made friends with the aryan known as Stephan. He was an odd fellow, but was Hitler's first friend. One day, a mysterious cheerleader came into the dorm and Hitler was instantly smitten. He began subtley hitting on her. One day, she completely froze up and Hitler could not even approach her. Hitler was forced to eradicate her, but the next day he called her on his cellphone and everything was a-okay again. Eventually they began dating, making-out, and carrying on. With two friends under the belt, Hitler began to make trouble. He was in his Sophmore year when he did various low-brow tricks. He would set off the sprinkler system in the Recreation area, he would pour soap into the large school fountain, and he would even throw water balloons at unsuspecting non-aryans. Yes, he was on the way to trouble. But the professors had no idea. He was a model student, making the Dean's list four times in a row. His face was known to many, and he was quickly half-way through his junior year...

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