April 9, 2005

• It is done. In a joint effort between me and Don Roberto,
  we are counting the number of swears used in three of the best selling
  Grand Theft Auto games. I am speaking of course of III, Vice City, and
  San Andreas. For my part, I was to count the number of lewd words used
  in San Andreas. Now this was no easy task. I think it is safe to say
  that almost every mission had at least one swear. Some of these words
  you may not find as swears. I, for one, do not accept h---, ba-----, and
  n----, as swear words. But some do, so they're included.

  Okay, to begin. To protect the poor virgin ears (er... eyes) of any
  young viewers, I will censor the words out and place clues so
  mature readers can understand the word I am getting at. Here you are.

  
  In the number 8 spot, we have ba-----. The clue is ~ "a child born out of wedlock"
  15

  In number 7, we have h---. Clue is, "Satan calls this place home."
  39
  

  In number 6, we have n----. The clue is, "what once was the white-man's word is now the black-man's word"
  41

  Number 5: b---- "a female dog"
  48

  Number 4: d--- "To be banished to word No. 7"
  57

  Number 3: a-- "You can kiss my ___"
  89
  

  Here comes the big numbers.
  Number 2: s--- "You are full of ____"
  302

  And Number 1
  f---
  "____ the police"
  339

  Wow,
  I swear that that's a lot of swearing. Surly Mr. Roberto will post his
  findings in due time, along with some nice-looking ratios. So until
  next time, peace out n----s!
  

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