3.5 hour delay + boredom = NINJA HEADBANGER!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Month: May 2005
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3.5 hour delays = t3h roXor of t3h boXorz
What's amazing is that I only had my new yearbook for about 3 school
days, and already I have surpassed the number of signatures that
adorned my old yearbook. I guess it means that as a senior, I'm a cool
guy. Kind of like this guy
Anyway, yesterday I got to meet with the Installation Commander of
post, again. And he gave me a shiny, new coin, again. And I got to use
the bathroom in his building, again. It was all part of this boy scout
thing. He asked all of the scouts to mossy on over to his building so
he could thank us for all of the work we did on behalf of the post.
Yadda Yadda Yadda. What surprised me most was that Flagship Cinemas has
a cleaner bathroom than his building. In fact, I'd say it has the
cleanest public lavatory facility I had ever had the honor of using.
Keep up the good work Flagship! -
I guess it's my turn to do this stupid list thing. Maybe you lot who don't know me will learn.
x.Basics.x
Name: Josh "Jimbo" Edwards
Rose from Hell: Ouch, that would be July 27
Age: 17
Location: Maryland
Mom's Name: Heike
Dad's Name: Stan
Sibling's names and ages: N/A
x.Favorites.x
Color: Cyan
Food: Pizza
Band: Too many to list
Subject in School: Computer Science
Animal: Cat
Song: I Ran (So Far Away)
Smell: Tie between BBQ and gasoline
Book: Jurassic Park
CD: This alters too often
Season: Winter
Cartoon: Family Guy
Movie: Wrongfully Accused
TV Show: Family Guy, again
Radio Station: 102.7 Jack FM
Computer Game: The Sims 2
Video Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Person to call: Stephen
Place to be: In front of a TV screen
Holiday: Christmas
Soda: A&W Root Beer
Restaurant: Frank's Pizzaria
State: Optimism
Country: USA
x.Musical Questions.x
Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah
Are you in a band? No
Do you play an instrument? No
Can you sing? Hell no
What's you're favorite song of all time? I Ran (So Far Away), again
x.Love...and all that stuff.x
Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No
How many people have you gone out with? 0
Do you regret going out with any of them? N/A
Are you a virgin? Yes
Ever been in love? No
Ever had your heart broken? N/A
Whats the most important thing you look for in a guy/girl? Stupid sense of humor
Do looks matter? A little bit
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
If so, who? Sorry, that's goin' with me to the grave
Do they know? No
Have you ever asked anyone out? No
x.This or that.x
Warm or cold? Cold
Fire or water? Water
curly or straight? Straight
books or tv? Books
phone or computer? Computer
email or regular mail? E-mail
chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
boys or girls? Girls
cell phone or regular phone? Neither, I hate phones
black or white? White
crunchy or chewy? Chewy
run or walk? Walk
write or type? Type
headache or stomachache? Stomachache
rock or rap? Rock . no competition
long sleeve or short sleeve? Short
sneakers or heels? Sneakers
make up or no make up? Uh... none, thank you.
CD or tape? CD
DVD or VHS? DVD
summer or winter? Winter
fall or spring? Spring
this or that? That
in or out? Out (I guess...)
x.Have you ever.x
Smoked cigarrettes? No
Smoked something else? No
Done any other drugs? I occasionaly hit up on Tylenol or other cold medicine when the mood is just right.
Do you drink? No
Had an operation? No
Been seriously ill? Yes
Stayed overnight in the hospital? Yes
Gotten stitches? Yes
Had pneumonia? No
Flunked a class? No
school? No
Been picked last in gym? No, actually!
Bungee jumped? No
Sky dived? Ain't gonna happen
Watched Monty Python? Yes
Visited another country? Yes
Gone on an airplane? Yes
Driven without a license? Yes
Cheated on your signifigant other? N/A
Had a job? Yes
Met someone famous? No
Stalked someone? No
Been stalked? No
Pierced anything? No
Gotten a tattoo? No
Drank from the milk carton? Yes
Walked into a pole/wall/other solid object? Yes
Gotten so drunk you puked? No
Met someone off the internet? No
Gotten lost in your own town? No
Been on TV? Yes
Been in the newspaper? Yes
Made a snowman? Yes
Had a snowball fight? Yes
x.Random.x
Whats the last book you read? The 5th Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack
Do you sing in the shower? Yes
What kind of shampoo do you use? Suave Natural
Do you have any posters on your walls? Sort of, I have flags of other countries
Do you own more than 10 pairs of jeans? Yes
Do you keep a journal? Just a xanga
Do you talk to yourself? Yes
How often do you brush your teeth? Occasionaly
Ever have braces? No
Do you...floss? More often than I brush
glasses or contacts? Glasses
That was weird. I learned more about myself than I cared to know. Oh well. 'Scuse me while I whip this out!
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To sort of update the previous post, let me say that I GOT TO SEE STAR
WARS EPISODE III TODAY!!!!!!!1!! w00t. I'm not going to say anything
more except that it is awesome and that it is the best of what I call
the neo-trilogy. I don't want to spoil anything for anybody.On a somewhat more important note, I saw the coolest license plate this
morning. It was on a Ford Mustang and it read CPTNCOOL. Word. -
Wee, senior switch day. Today, as I told you, I got to be Mrs. Clem! Here is a lowdown on what I did:
Homeroom: Gave Mrs. Clem some papers to photocopy. I didn't have a real
homeroom, so I just hung out in Mr. Dunn's / Mr. Evans' homeroom.Mods 4-3: Taught my first class. I had some notes, a worksheet, and a
wordsearch ready for the lot of 'em. There were no problems. The kids
were frighteningly respectful. I must say, hearing little freshmen call
me Mr. Edwards is rather... odd...Mods 2-1: This was planning. Basically I did some work that Mrs. Clem
was too lazy to do. I filed some stuff and made a datalist or
something. Not much to say.Mods 8-7: Had my second class. Mrs. Clem said that I did better this
class than I did the first. I suppose this has some validity as the
first class was really a guinea pig for my teaching style.Mod 6: I didn't have a class, so I graded the papers I handed out during class.
Mod 5: I sat in on a SRT class. Not much to say. Mostly I talked with Mr. Dunn about things like Star Wars and Family Guy.
Mod... oh wait, I'm done. Well that was my day, peace out!
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Next week should be fun. Except for work, natch. At least I get free
food. Anway, next week I get to switch places with Mrs. Clem (my
favorite teacher ever) for monday. Then later in the week is senior
trip. I'm not going, so I'll probably bring my gameboy to kill some
time in my mostly empty classes. Maybe I'll ask my friend if I could
borrow Advance Wars, or something.
Sheesh, I wish I knew when yearbooks were being distributed. Oh well. Peace out, homies! -
Just when I thought lightsabers couldn't be any cooler, I found a site with these pictures on it...
Trim those hedges to exact proportions
Perfectly cut some PVC pipe
Reheat some coffee that got a bit cold
You have to do something after the wild thing
This picture takes the cake!
For those particularly tricky trees.
This lightsaber both cuts and toasts this bagel in one swipe!
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