March 27, 2006

• Here's an interesting thought I had. It came up as I was trying to pay attention to the road. Let me set the scene. Everyday, as I leave class, I pass in front of the local High School. On the big announcement board, it said that the school was holding a "gang awareness seminar." I thought, "well, that's nice of them." Then it got me really thinking. What this country needs is a good Gang Recruitment Fair. It would be like a job fair, but for gangs. It would be held in a big convention center, and all of the great gangs will be represented. We would have reps from the Red and the Italian mafia. Reps from the Bloods and the Kryps. Reps from the Triads and Yakuza. It would be great! All of the gangs will, of course, only send PR people, so there would not be much bloodshed. They would have free handouts like key lanyards, pens, and tec-9s. Of course, the police and government would all be paid off. They would cover it up and maybe call it something like a "gang awareness seminar." Then, unsuspecting and easily malleable youth would enter, fill out applications, trade resumes, and prepare for a career in crime. Yup, this country definitely needs a good gang fair!

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