I have to give two speeches next week. One is on the history of nanotechnology, and the other is on how much global warming is a load of crap. The global warming will be a piece of cake, because I kind of like the subject. Nanotechnology, though, is just so boring. It would be a lot cooler if the stuff in Deus Ex existed, but noooooooo! Even worse (or better), I have to play Kingdom Hearts II. Of course, I will be doing my school work and... DUDE, TRON! Screw schoolwork! WHEEE!
Month: April 2006
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Just imagine the day when teleportation becomes a reality. It's probably far away, but just imagine this... Internet Pay Toilets! It would be just like a facsimile. You piss into a little bowl or something, then you press a button, a modem dials up, and the waste is safely teleported away. There would be a small fee, of course, but not too much considering it's dial-up.
Now, I want a little bit of reader interaction. I want you to imagine something and then post your thoughts. Imagine there was an airplane crash. I don't mean a little engine trouble; I mean an entire engine rips off of the wing and you spiral down in a fireball. Okay, now picture being on that plane at the time. While doing that, imagine that you were about to miss that plane. You woke up with moments to spare and had to skip your morning shower and shave. You were sprinting through the terminal and got on just in the nick of time. What would be going through your head?
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Does my last post qualify as a Harvest Moon "fan-fic"? I dunno. It's basically what's happening in my game. Oh well.
Anyway, here are two thoughts that entered my head at nearly the same time. I thought they were kind of funny, so I'm going to post them here. I'll censor out the harsh language to protect sensitive ears (er... eyes):
- No matter where you go, your feet are always hauling a--.
- No matter who he is, your father is always a mother-f---er.
I think we got a lot accomplished today. Stay tuned!
- No matter where you go, your feet are always hauling a--.
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A Match Made in Heaven?
By Arthur Wrightus
The townsfolk cheer as the new rancher Jimbo and the carpenter's granddaughter Gwen tie the knot on Winter the 21st. Controversy abounds in this union however, as rumors spread across town of abandonment and affairs.
Chief among these is the supposed relationship between Jimbo and the local farmhand Nina. "I don't understand what happened," said a teary eyed Nina. "When he moved in about a year ago, he was so nice to me. Everyday he would visit and bring me flowers. But then that new girld moved here and started working at the inn. All of a sudden, Jimbo stops visiting." Rumor has it that Jimbo was instantly smitten by Gwen's charm and dropped Nina like a hot potato. Heartbroken, Nina is rarely seen outside of her farm.
The new marriage itself seems to be on shaky grounds. Jimbo was unavailable for comment, but his new wife had this to say. "Yes, we're very happy together, but lately things have been different. Before, he would give me gifts everyday, like clockwork, but now he just goes out and I hardly see him. Occasionally, I see him talking with other girls in town, and I'm starting to get suspicious. Sometimes these girls would visit first thing in the morning and give him gifts of food. He claims he only wants the girls' 'music notes,' but I'm suspicious."
Joe, a friend of Jimbo's, told me, "Jimbo was always 'questing' to help some Harvest Goddess. At first, I thought he meant Gwen, but now they're married and he's still at it." Who is this mysterious Harvest Goddess? Could Jimbo be having an extra-marital affair? Draw your own conclusions. Nonetheless, the newlyweds seem happy, and talk of a child is underway.
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