June 13, 2006

• Ladies and gentlemen, according to the Laugh Labs in the United Kingdom, the following is the funniest joke ever in the entire world.

  
  

  A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

  
  Quite frankly, the world has a stupid sense of humor. I much prefered the funniest joke in Canada.

  
  

  When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

  
  See? Isn't that much funnier?

  Edit: I got bored, so I actually made a gif. It's the evolution of the d-pad! Boy, it sure has gotten far, hasn't it?
  

  

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