July 21, 2006
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My computer seems to be doing better, but for reasons that baffle me Firefox is blocked. I checked the firewall and everything! It's crazy. Oh well. I saw this and thought I might try it out:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
Song: Steppin' Out
Artist: Joe Jackson
Comment: Probably trying to step out of my shell "into the light."
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Tainted Love
Artist: Soft Cell
Comment: Oh hell, that's not good.
What do people really think of me?
Song: Cool the Engines
Artist: Boston
Comment: I suppose they think I'm hyperactive, but that just seems silly.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: You've Got Another Thing Comin'
Artist: Judas Priest
Comment: Sh~t...
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Peace of Mind
Artist: Boston
Comment: I don't think Buddhism is quite my bag...
What should I do with my life?
Song: Too Young to Fall in Love
Artist: Motley Crue
Comment: If this test is any indication as to the direction of my life, I'm going to be single forever.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Higher Power
Artist: Boston
Comment: That's probably what it'll take to make it happen.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Party
Artist: Boston
Comment: That's certainly sage advice.
What do I think my current theme song is?
Song: I Wanna Rock
Artist: Twisted Sister
Comment: I did not make this up. I think the fates are messing with me.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Song: Dangerous Bastard
Artist: Lovefist
Comment: Umm... don't mind the fates. They're just joking around. Ha ha ha!
What song will play at my funeral?
Song: Amanda
Artist: Boston
Comment: OMG, sorry Amanda. Still friends, right?
What type of men/women do you like?
Song: Yankee Rose
Artist: David Lee Roth
Comment: Well, that settles that.
What is my day going to be like?
Song: More than a Feeling
Artist: Boston
Comment: Self explanatory, in an ambiguous sort of way.
Why am I here?
Song: Tease Me, Please Me
Artist: Scorpions
Comment: No comment available at this time...
What will people remember me for?
Song: Rock You Like a Hurricane
Artist: Scorpions
Comment: Crikey.
What song will be stuck in my head tomorrow?
Song: Heut Ist Mein Tag
Artist: Blmchen
Comment: That sounds accurate.
Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Song: You're Pitiful
Artist: Weird Al
Comment: I'll take that as a resounding "no".
What will this year be all about?
Song: Cumin' Atcha Live
Artist: Tesla
Comment: Well, that explains a whole lot, right there.
That was truly a unique experience. I think I'm ready to face the world with the following conclusions: I will be single forever, I will be a rock-and-roll kind of guy, and people will think of me as more of a party-goer than I really am. Hey, the fates are speaking to me over winamp, and their words are law. Peace out.
