August 18, 2006
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I just saw one of the greatest movies of all time, Snakes on a Plane. Let me be the first to say that it has lived up to my expectations (note: my expectations weren't very high to begin with). This movie is great. Go see it. Before I talk about it, let me say something about the theater. I saw it at 11 o'clock in the morning. It was empty. There were five guys watching it, including myself (note: I said guys. There was no estrogen in theater 10). We didn't say a word, but we all cheered at certain, famous scenes in the film, and we also gave it a standing ovation when the credits appeared. Alright, now to explain why the movie is great. I will place my description in a "safety box" so as to avoid injuring virgin eyes. If you still want to look, go ahead, but I give you a firm Spoiler Alert. To look at it, just highlight the box or hit ctrl+A to see it all.
Some stuff happened...
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Then, about 400 motherfnckin' snakes got released on a motherfnckin' plane...
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Then, Samuel L. Jackson did some cool stuff...
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Then, a video gamer saved everybody's life.Okay, you can open your eyes now. Go and see Snakes on a Plane. It's great.
