October 11, 2006

  • Some Thoughts IV: A New Hope?


    • I wonder if anybody's life's goal is to be on one of those photos they put in new wallets.
    • Is one more likely to get carjacked on a sunny day, or a rainy day? I would imaging a rainy day, because those hoodlums are seeking shelter.
    • Games like Grand Theft Auto don't make murderers. Games like Myst do. Some of those puzzles are maddening.
    • If an armed felon was fleeing from the police, and was shooting at, say, the sheriff, could he claim it was in self-defense?
    • Everything I learned about adulthood, I learned from stand-up comedy.
    • I wonder how many thieves are caught breaking into a house because they were humming the James Bond theme.
    • Redundant Advertising: Toyota... Moving Forward! Um, as opposed to what? Backward? Standing still? Maybe: Toyota... moving from side to side!
    • Lastly, the thing that's on everybody's mind...

    Edit: I previously had Lionel Richie's video for "Dancing on the Ceiling", however YouTube decided to remove it just today. That's why I give you Flock of Seagulls' "Space Age Love Song".

    Bork


    Oh, what a feeling. Peace out.

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