November 6, 2006
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What's Wrong with Hawaiian Shirts?
I tell ya, people down here in Virginia have no cold-tolerance whatsoever. People are switching over to thick jackets and beanies, while I only started long-sleeved shirts yesterday. Even people who could be mistaken for beached whales are bundled up so much that they're attracting their own satellites. I wonder how Virginians will dress on a snowy day. Are they going to strap a fusion generator on their back to keep warm? I just don't get it. Well, to each his own.
In other news, here are some internet quizzes I did:You are 27% Leo 
Well, that's an eye opener. For those of you who don't know, I am technically a Leo.You Are 60% Shy 
Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life.
Well, geez. I could have told you that.Your Political Profile: Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
LOL, conservative.You Are Pretty Logical 
While you don't have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good
Keep at it - you've got a lot of natural talent in this area!
It's just not logical!You Are 64% Gentleman 
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
Slammin'Your Linguistic Profile: 60% General American English 15% Yankee 10% Dixie 10% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern
Hot dang, I've got a lotta Yankee in me, y'all!
