November 26, 2006

• Deactivate Holiday Mode

  Okay everyone, I have returned from my holiday. As you know
  I went to Disneyworld and several other places
  over the last week. Then for Thanksgiving, I visited some family. It was all
  pretty personal, so I won't bore you. I will make some comments about the
  overall condition of humanity, though. 

  On my first day, I went to a water park. Hey, it’s Florida! When you come from the North, 70
  degrees (Fahrenheit) feels like a hot summer day. Anyway, I just wanted to say
  that there was an overabundance of, um, er, well, lets say “average-Americans.”
  These “average-American” were wearing garments that they simply should not. By
  that, I mean practically nothing. I mean, cover that up! Honestly.

  I also noticed a large number of people at Disneyworld
  that subscribe to the Emo lifestyle. I’ve noticed Emoes (is that right?) times
  before. Believe me, I went to public school. I was just startled because there
  was such a large concentration of them congregating at this amusement park
  (especially MGM Studios). You know what I mean. You have your guys that look
  like girls, and then you have your girls who, well, also look like girls. I was
  half-way tempted to ask one of these people, “excuse me, are you a girl? I just
  wanted to make sure before I start ogling. If you were a guy, it would be a
  little… awkward. Is that cool?”

  Well, enough of that. I plan to try and catch up to my
  regular posting.

  • 7:57 am
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