May 21, 2007
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Deathmatch
I just realized that most of
the things we do to dead people are actually quite wasteful. Burying
them six feet under keeps all of the body’s nutrients away from plants
that actually need them. Cremating them also destroys nutrients, and
then presents the “what-the-hell-do-I-do-with-this-dust-now?” predicament.
While dropping the bodies on crop fields is tempting, it would take
an army of dead to fertilize an entire field. Cannibalism seems like
a very sensible idea. It would solve world hunger quickly, and even
create more growth room by not saving space for graveyards. It could
even be made ritualistic and implemented into most major religions.
Something along the lines of “I ate your flash and now your spirit
and all the other spirits that were part of you are now a part of me
and will live forever through me. Amen. Pass the ‘que sauce, Ted.”
Comments (3)
Interesting ideas, too bad humans nowadays have things called morals. Damn those morals. Haha.
-Kristine X3-
sick! But it makes since. still sick though. ahahahaha
What would you do with the one’s who died because of some sort of sickness? Would you still eat them even though there was a chance of contracting what ever they had? Or what if you didn’t know they were sick and you ate them? Ahh! Confusing. Gahahaha!