Well, for a moment or two, I thought I had
decided on what is officially the best thing since sliced bread. Unfortunately,
research cut that dream short. Recently, I started to use a shoe horn. It’s a
small device that allows you to easily slide your feet into a shoe. It’s great!
I love it. Sadly, the shoe horn was invented before sliced bread. I should say
“waaaaay before sliced bread.” The shoe horn was invented during the 15th
century, and used to be made out of wood or ivory. Nowadays you can still get
them in these materials, but my personal one is made of plastic. I still wonder
why people consider pre-sliced bread such a big deal. Slicing bread yourself
isn’t necessarily hard. You save maybe a few seconds in the toast or sandwich making
process. Anyway, I must reenter my pensive state and continue trying to
discover the true answer to what’s the best thing since sliced bread. I’m torn
between the zip-up tie and the pre-soaked disinfecting wipe.
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Hooray for the moisty-nap!