July 14, 2007

• The Hypochondriac Reference

  For any of my readers that may be hypochondriacs
  (or who are bored), I give you a quick and easy reference of possible causes
  for various illness symptoms you may experience.

  

  • Itchy throat – you’re eating caterpillars

  • Constant thirst – you’re stranded in a desert
  • Blurry vision – the weather is foggy
  • Consistent headache – a Buick is parked on your forehead
  • Pain all over body – you’re in a hailstorm
  • Watery eyes – you’re chopping onions
  • Nasal bleeding – you snorted too much cocaine
  • Left-arm numbness – you don’t have a left arm
  • Vomiting – you’re bulimic
  • Frequent sneezing – you’re cleaning your attic
  • Difficulty sleeping – your bed is missing
  • Frequent sleeping – your life is boring

   

  Well, I hope that this post will help some people.

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