August 20, 2007
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Chocolate? CHOCOLATE!?
Did you ever just eat a huge slab of chocolate
in one sitting? I did that fairly recently, and let me tell you that it was
fantastic. In what can only be described as indescribable, I felt a sudden and
extreme need for chocolate. I immediately went to the grocery store and bought
a chunk of Dove chocolate (now with bits of actual dove!) roughly the size of a
shoebox. It didn't even make it to my car. I stood right in the middle of the
sidewalk outside of the grocery store and ate the entire thing. I enjoyed every
minute of it, including the nasty stares I got from obvious dieters as they
looked at an extremely skinny guy eating a slab of chocolate. Sure, it probably
clogged a few arteries, and it possibly gave me cancer, but it was worth it. What fun is life if you can't enjoy it?
Comments (5)
Dove is the BEST cheap chocolate ever. it MELTS in your mouth and just.... UGHH so nice. XD
But every time I eat chocolate I feel a slight feeling of unsatisfaction and like "why did I think I needed this so much?".
"Oh I just loooooooove chocolate, but if I eat it I'll get fat, but its sooooooooooooooooo good!"
Yes! Thank You! Most people don't appreciate how good gluttony can feel. I say you make your gorging on chocolate a regular practice. Your health might suffer a little bit, but you will never be wanting for the delicious taste of chocolate
Yeah i love to eat bad food like that in front of all the dieters, the stares that they give me entertain me for days.
I rember a fews back a familiy friend gave my familiy a ten pound gghirardelli chocolate bar. It was awsome. It was so thick we had to drop it off a second story balcony to break it into less large peices, and then you had to attack it with a meat cliver or battle axe just to get a peice that would fit in your mouth. It was good all in all i think it took use about two and a half years to eat it all. (Mainly because it took half an hour just to get a peice you could eat)
yay! i do this all the time...and it rocks.