August 31, 2007
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RiotPlan.ppt
Whenever you think of a riot, you think of disorganized
chaos. I think this is because there is no real central authority in a riot. I
think a riot would be a lot more successful if everyone got together the day
before and just had a planning session. I think it would go a little something
like this...Okay folks, I know you're all very pissed off at the
establishment right now, but let's just use today to get everything in order.
So, it looks like we've got quite a nice crowd building up here. That's good.
The more the merrier, as those punks in the establishment would say. Ha ha, but
seriously, we're all going to gather up at the end of Second Street and then
start moving toward the city center. I want you guys with the planks and bats
to take the front line. If you have any baseball experience, that would be
great. You could hit back any projectiles. You big, burly guys, I want you on
the flanks. You can flip over any cars that might be parked in the street.
After that, I want the rest of you in the middle as rock and Molotov throwers.
Make sure you work on your accuracy before turning in, okay? The rest of you
rest up. I want to see you all here bright and early tomorrow. Let's set the
meeting time for, oh... let's go with 7 o'clock. When we get to that city
center, we'll show those black suits just how angry we are. Okay?WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Comments (3)
XDXD Luckily my roommate brought a brita pitcher so I'm ok. ^_~
hahaha, I would TOTALLY hold a planning meeting the day before my riot. We got to get organized, yo.
But riots are organized, they are led by people called Riot Leaders. Thats why when there is a riot, the swat snipers take out the riot leaders first.