I don't like rap music. Wait, before you label
me as some white-trash "player hater," hear me out. I don't say that
for the same reasons most people do, which are dirty lyrics, disrespect for
women, and the belittling of humanity in general. I sincerely don't care about
any of that. I listen to rock and most of the sex, drugs, bad language, and
poor role models are readily represented. I just don't like it. It's difficult to explain. I guess it's similar to not
liking certain foods. I cannot stand eating asparagus. I have nothing against
asparagus in particular. I just don't like it. I have met, however, people who
love asparagus and regularly eat the horrendous vegetable. I don't mean to
compare rap music to asparagus (please don't kill me), but it's an accurate
simile to my feelings on the subject. I don't like country music for the same
reason. Honestly, my distaste for country music is probably greater than that
towards rap. How the heck do people listen to that warbling? I'll bet they eat
asparagus.
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Thats why I listen to electric music. No stupid words to get in the way of the music. Then to compare it to a food, it's like tofu, it doesn't taste like anything but it makes a good starting point, so you can mix it with stuff and turn it to bad-electric (speedcore) or good-electric (trance).
Oh yeah, random Yuki picture.
My theory is that rappers came from taking all the worst singers of all time, rolling them into a huge Soylent Green pimiento loaf, and using it to make horrid little sandwiches that were doled out to pregnant chicks in the projects. This all happened around the time of Urban Cowboy's theatrical release. Taken together, these two events have pretty much brought about the ruination of music. Boyeeeeeee.