December 13, 2007
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Instant Religious Peace Messaging
Yesterday I had the chance to have a
fun conversation with one of my buddies. It was mostly a lot of odd topics like
Clannad, gaming clans for The Sims, and blocked BitTorrent traffic. Here is a
later portion of the conversation involving our thoughts on religion, reprinted
without permission of my friend. All opinions represented are ours and do not
necessarily reflect the opinions of Xfire, Xanga, or any other company that
starts with an X.
Fag[tal1ty]:
and the
cocaine on the dollar billsJimbo: heh
Jimbo: speaking of which, there
were a bunch of guys outside of my college in suits handing out copies of the
New TestamentFag[tal1ty]:
hehehFag[tal1ty]:
you should
put on your pirate attire and hand out the pastafarian gospelFag[tal1ty]:
and be likeJimbo: arrrr
Fag[tal1ty]:
"FREEDOM
OF RELIGION"Jimbo: I always wanted to do that,
but I would prefer being with a bunch of people rather than by myselfFag[tal1ty]:
yeahJimbo: y'know, for protection from
those peace-loving ChristiansJimbo: that'll beat my ass
Fag[tal1ty]:
peace
loving christians and their 2000 years of Peacing the middle east and sending
missionarys from b-52'sFag[tal1ty]:
hehehheeheJimbo: good one
Jimbo: they are keepers of the
peace... with a VENGEANCE!Fag[tal1ty]:
I guess
it's easier to keep the peace when no one is aroundJimbo: praise be to Odin
Fag[tal1ty]:
hehFag[tal1ty]:
OH MY RAJimbo: don't make me go all
Poseidon on your patootieFag[tal1ty]:
heheFag[tal1ty]:
Osirus
Dammit!Jimbo: "we Vishnu a merry
Christmas" from b3ta still makes me laugh every timeFag[tal1ty]:
yupJimbo: though, Osirus dammit is up
thereFag[tal1ty]:
you should
print it out and put it on your doorJimbo: make some wrapping paper out
of itFag[tal1ty]:
heheFag[tal1ty]:
ah,
politically incorrect has never been funnierJimbo: Buddha dammit!
Fag[tal1ty]:
heheFag[tal1ty]:
Mother of
SETH!!Jimbo: I should start mixing in
some more Norse allusions in my writingsJimbo: that should be fun
Jimbo: What in Thor's name are you
thinking?Fag[tal1ty]:
Yeah,
"I hope when the valkyries take me to Ragnarock, I may be able to play in
constant battle, where my Ping will always remain at 1"Jimbo: at Ragnarok: "Now THIS
is podracing!"Fag[tal1ty]:
hehehFag[tal1ty]:
immortality
is awesomeJimbo: this week on MTV Cribs...
ValhallaFag[tal1ty]:
dudeFag[tal1ty]:
that chair
of skulls totally matches the bloodstained curtains next to the copy of better
homes and gardensJimbo: FABULOUS!
Fag[tal1ty]:
hahaFag[tal1ty]:
Now check
out my 6 chariots and nobel steedsJimbo: common pickup line:
"I'm hung like Yggdrasil, if you know what I mean."Fag[tal1ty]:
yggdrasil
is a place manJimbo: it's the world tree
Fag[tal1ty]:
yeahFag[tal1ty]:
but it still
doesn't make much senseJimbo: well, religion in general
doesn't make much senseFag[tal1ty]:
true thatJimbo: just try explaining the
Christian trinity to yourselfFag[tal1ty]:
ok, its
some dude, his son, and some random entityJimbo: but they're not seperate.
They're the same thingJimbo: they're, like, three
distinct entities, but are onFag[tal1ty]:
so like god
and jesus are the same too?Jimbo: *one
Jimbo: some think that
Jimbo: but others think that he is
suboordinateFag[tal1ty]:
what if
jesus has to go to the bathroom, does the holy spirit watch over his shoulder?Jimbo: "Hey Kankaro..."
Fag[tal1ty]:
heheheJimbo: the father, son, and the
holy spirit. Time to call GhostbustersFag[tal1ty]:
heheJimbo: oh,
and cue the theme music
Comments (4)
We Vishnu a Merry Christmas.. That is so awesome.
I approve of this post, as anything to stir up that "Christian love and Compassion" always gets me laughing.
Well, being a Christian myself, I have to admit that I haven't found a single thing to really explain the 3 in 1 concept... Oh well, life has many mysteries.
Gotta love the Egyptian gods... and the stories that go with them. I always thought that the story of Osiris was funny. They wouldn't eat a fish because it ate the genitals of the god, and apparently Ra was the child of a real wood being as his mother attached it to Osiris. I have no idea how the priests could've explained it with a straight face.
~ Peace and Love
Ha, my brother thinks Thor is god, it is hilarious. Some times he runs around with thing wana be hammer and says I'm Thor obey me! Usally it just make my mom spit coffee out her nose.
One of the funniest times was last year, we walked by some house and they had like some picture with Jesus on it. And my stepfather ask my brother "who is that", to which my brother replyed "I think thats Jesus or somthing." So i was like "who Jesus" and my brother goes "Its Thors son, dha". One of the moments that i wish i had recored.