December 21, 2007

  • Road Rage doesn't even describe it

    It took me two mother-fu(expletive deleted)
    hours to get from work to home. Apparently, yesterday was a state-wide event
    wherein everyone (but me) forgets everything they learned about highway driving
    in driver's education. Within the length of 27 miles there were three accidents
    and two people pulled over. How can you get pulled over by a cop when traffic
    movement doesn't even reach the double digits? Then there is that patch of
    highway that the locals humbly dub "the mixing bowl". It is an area
    where three highways intersect. It has more twists and turns than your average
    roller coaster, with the added bonus of the adrenaline pumping sudden merges.
    While traffic tends to get backed up from the high volume, it is hardly ever
    this bad. There is only one thing I can do, and that is blame terrorists. I
    don't know how they are connected, but I'm sure I can find a way.

Comments (3)

  • This is when I'm really glad I didn't learn to drive in high school. If you think two hours stuck in a car is bad you should try waiting two hours for a bloody train and getting to your destination three and a half hours late. Stupid British transport!

  • Regarding your comment, I don't think I would personally streak even if the world is going to end for definate. But I would definately blow my account on sweets or chocolate or cake... No I think cake for me. The best thing is that you wouldn't have to think about burning off the calories afterwards. 

  • Wow i had a very similar incedent yesterday, except i wasnt driving. Its all the fucking christmas shoppers, normally people just head home afterwork but know they are going to malls and shit to do there shopping which just clogs up the streets.

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