February 14, 2008
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As The Suicide Rate Spikes
I have a strange respect for guys that
propose on Valentine’s Day. It’s just a smart thing to do. If she says
“yes”, then he has it made. He will never have to remember when his
anniversary will be. Also, there are a ton of romantic gift ideas
available to his disposal. (“Free pole dancing lessons at Honest Bob’s
Knocker Locker? You shouldn’t have.”) It’s all exceptionally handy. The
next best thing would be to pop the question on Christmas. With this,
you can get away with not getting an anniversary gift by getting a big
Christmas gift. Or, if you aren’t too great with Christmas gifts, just
get something romantic for the anniversary. The only problem with this
plan is the presentation at the actual popping of the question (“Merry
Christmas, baby. Your gift today is me!... If you’ll have me” *holds
out ring*). Lame. Maybe Christmas Eve would be better (“Would you like
to spend Christmas with me? How about the rest of your life?”). It
would probably still be cheesy, but it may roll off the tongue better.
Comments (2)
Definately the latter one. It sounds way better and definately less cheesy and fake.
A bit of advice if you ever find yourself acutally proposing to someone, dont say somthing like that. You should do very little talking, it ruins the moment for the woman trying to imagine a better propsal.