February 21, 2008

• What animal would you want to be eaten by?

  This is a tough question. If you think about it, each possible animal has its merits. Let's run down a quick list:
  

  • Giraffes – After being swallowed, your body will at least be granted a fun trip allllllll the way down the neck. It probably wouldn't be a complete freefall, but it should be entertaining.
  • Apteryx – These little guys have such small beaks that it would probably take them a large chunk of time to completely eat you. Assuming you were still alive, you could probably bake a cake and eat it before it even finishes off a leg. Plus, they're just adorable.
  • Tyrannosaurus – The only reason for this one is because it would be a bit of a conundrum. I mean, the T-Rex is extinct, right? To be eaten by one would be awesome.
  • Platypus – This one is for pure bragging rights. There you are sitting in Heaven/Hell/Purgatory/Valhalla, and your mates are all discussing about their awesome deaths. I would like to see someone trump "eaten by a platypus".
  • Narwhal – I'm just curious how it would feel to be swallowed by one of these guys. Would it need to chew? If so, how would it with that monstrous front tooth?
  • Venus Fly Trap – Wait, this list is animals only. Nevermind.
  • Starfish – I don't really know why. I think I'll blame Clannad. Why does Fuko-chan have to be so adorable?

  
  
  
  I just answered what should be a featured question. All your base are belong to us!
  
  EDIT: All credit for this question goes to Amanda. I hope it does become a featured question in the future. It's rather morbid, so it'll be unlikely, but it's nice to see people get their hopes up.
  

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