Hmm... I think I'm going to get a tattoo. I don't mean one
of those press-on ones like I usually use, I mean a real one. I just can't
decide on what to get. I don't want some wussy tattoo, like a hummingbird or
heart with "mom" ribbon. I would prefer something more along the
lines of a swastika on my forehead. I'm leaning towards getting one of those
Darwin fish (Y'know, it's like a Jesus fish with feet? Precious.) on my left
cheek under the eye. I was also thinking of getting a variation of the
"LOVE-HATE" knuckle tattoo that said "HATE-HATE". I think
that would more adequately display my feelings to the world. Another great
option would be a toaster right there on my bicep. I got this idea from the
temporary tattoo that came in my box of Pop-Tarts. Such a tattoo would be
exceptionally helpful while I'm in prison for whackin' that guy. Hey, he was
asking for it. Literally, I think he had cancer or something. Anyway, the thing
is that having a toaster tattoo would show that I am a dedicated gang member
that nobody should mess with. Don't think that I haven't thought this out.
| Disclaimer: Before you take any of this mess seriously, I think you should take a look at what today is. |
Comments (2)
Dude i have a toster tattooed on my ass, stop stealing my ideas.
Dats hard, g.