July 29, 2008

  • Amoral Relations

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    Username: Ramrod226
    Real Name: withheld
    Age: 39
    Job: Other
    Gender: M
    Seeking: F
    Love style: Tender

    Description:
    I am currently seeking a woman who is not afraid of an immediate long-term relationship. I have a sink full of dishes and a basket full of soiled laundry that needs immediate attention. Must not speak to me "in that tone of voice". Must accept occasional chastisement and complete subordination. Also, would it kill you to cook something different for dinner every now and then? I'm sick and tired of chicken every @#$%ing night. And don't look at me like that! Must have tough skin.

    About me:
    I enjoy contemplating Shakespeare, practicing at the shooting range alone, complaining about work, and women who keep their mouth shut.

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