July 30, 2008
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Off the clock
I'm a bit curious as to what prostitutes do when they are
off the clock. I don't mean freelance prostitutes, who set their own schedules
and probably work long hours. I refer to those whores who have pimps, or a
basic boss. I would imagine that the pimp would set some regular hours for his
employees, giving them, I dunno, afternoons and weekends off. What do
prostitutes do to fill those extra hours? I mean, most salary-earning business
people use their free time to hire prostitutes. I can't imagine these whores
doing that. They probably get enough of that crap from work. I similarly find
it difficult to picture a prostitute, still dressed in her fishnets and pumps,
reading the complete works of Nietzsche (actually, I have very little trouble picturing
this... don't judge me). I could be completely wrong about this, of course.
Maybe most prostitutes are intellectuals that understand the world is crap and
whoring is the only job with any real security. I'm sure most pimps offer great
dental plans, too. They just need to ensure they mark those Spandex "work
uniforms" as a tax write-off.
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man
i miss the kirby games
i mean really miss them
time to bust out
the gameboy
The only prostitutes who "work on the clock" like you describe are probably in places like NV. Then--those places are so remote or white-trash shanty town that they probably only go home or leave the premises on weekends. Besides, the horniness of the clientele probably does not work like an 8-5 shift. They probably get "callers" at all times of the day and night. The younger and more attractive prostitutes probably work long/hard hours! LOL!