September 28, 2008

• Common Driving Thoughts

  ...from other people

  "No turn on red? Must be a typo."

  "Wow, there are a lot of cars lining up behind me. I
  better slow down."

  "These high beams are great. I can see clearly every
  car that is coming towards me."

  "What does 'yield' mean? I better stop and think about
  it for a second."

  "Those people in the left lane are just driving too
  fast. I better pull in to slow them down."

  "I'm sure those 'merge ahead' signs are just for
  show."

  "With that Jesus fish on my bumper, I feel
  invincible."

  "These large, open intersections can get tricky. I
  better turn reeeeeeally wide, so I don't mess up."

  "I WISH THESE SPEAKERS WOULD HURRY AND BLOW OUT SO I
  CAN CASH IN ON THE WARRANTY!"

  "Mmm... this burger is so tasty. It just makes me
  forget about everything else..."

  "What is this? It's eight o'clock in the morning and
  the traffic is this bad!? I better start honking my horn."

  "Wow, the exits actually are numbered in order! I
  better hurry and jump through these four lanes to make it."

  "..." (translation: NULL_THOUGHT)

  

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