Okay, looks like the end of the world is here. Everyone alright with Jesus? Good, good. Well, let me explain. I believe the end of the world is here for a very good reason. During my vacation, I saw somebody properly parallel park. This person did everything right: hit the directional, pulled ahead of the space, backed in, straightened out, and left the car. It was mind boggling. I had never seen a person outside of the drivers’ test actually parallel park. Everyone, even Tibetan monks, just drives forward into the spot. When I saw this happen, I actually had to leave the car I was riding in, pull out my ruler, and ensure that the person parked less than a foot from the curb (four freakin’ inches!). If I had the money, I would’ve written that man a check for a-hundred dollars, just for being the world’s biggest sheep for the DMV (or whatever your state calls the place where you get your license). I would then give him an additional thirty dollars if he promises to never drive again; because, he is clearly not the kind of person I would want to get stuck behind when driving. Nothing worse than a goody-good behind the wheel.
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lol, indeed.
How can this be possible? Entropy states that these kind of actions should not exist at all, as chaos is what the universe is going to return to. Having this much order must have caused some traumatic event to occur somewhere else.
you carry are ruler around?
If I had the money...well I would do a lot of things. : )
...and ditto to Undomiela's question.
I parallel park all the time. There are some spaces that can't be properly entered without the maneuver. (...that last sentence could so easily be misunderstood out of context).
Lol, I have to parallel park all the time. Parking is something I pride myself on, heheh.