Small island revolt
One man took on the U.S.
Ruined? Retired.

Four dollars for gas!?
Suddenly, back under two!?
I think I'm crazy

Ancient man-made moon
Show the world and shoot it down
Bright light in the sky

Stock market line graphs
A snake with scoliosis
It's fascinating

Great Sichuan Quake
Lots of buildings and people
Geez, what a downer

The great Big Brother
Bill Gates steps down from the top
He knew Vista sucked

Barack Obama
A perfect five syllables
My first election

A new Batman film
Never read the comic books
y so srs?

We lost George Carlin
One of my heroes is dead
Oh well, lets move on