April 25, 2009

• Pulled Over

  Er... Hello officer.
  Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
  N-No... not really
  Do you realize how fast you were going?
  I didn't realize.
  You were going 44 miles per hour.
  But, isn't the speed limit 45?
  Yes, sir. Yes it is.
  I don't understand.
  I pulled you over for being a complete ass. This is a single lane road and you are going far too slow. Did you not notice the cavalcade forming behind you?
  But-
  No "buts". You are just going far too slow, and worst of all, you were in my way. I am afraid there are no warnings for this kind of behavior. I'm going to have to ask you for your license. Since you are obviously in no fucking hurry, you can just walk home.
  
  

  

  • 6:37 am
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