May 3, 2009

• Tacoma Pilot Shit Out of Luck

  by Jimbo
  Jimbo News Network
  Slipped Through the Crack Department

  A Washington state pilot is breathing a sigh of relief after surviving a crash landing in his Cessna 182. The pilot, who was unnamed but we shall refer to as "John," survived by landing onto a collection of portable toilets. Emergency response teams tell JNN that John "had the shit scared out of him," but was otherwise unhurt. Shortly after take off, the plane engine was clogged up and a crash landing was imminent. John tried to turn around, but just couldn't make it in time. The resulting mess was made worse as the plane flipped over and landed into a collection of port-a-loos. Police officers who spoke with John do not believe he was shit-faced before taking off, just in a crappy mood after his impromptu landing. He tells JNN that he "hopes not to be the butt of any jokes because of this." (sauce)

  
  

  Advertisement

  • 6:32 am
  • Leave a comment