June 19, 2009
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Greatest Unlisted Movie Quotes
I've seen a lot of Greatest Movie Quotes lists in my time. Look them up, they're pretty good. I decided, this time, to post some that the other list makers have missed. Just don't hurt yourself on the nostalgia trip.
"Good Lord, this has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender." - Wrongfully Accused
"You sold me queer giraffes." - Gladiator
"I have more in common with these goddamn gooks than I do my own family." - Gran Torino
"I knew a Bob once. He was ugly as a mule... You a ladies' man, Bob?" - The Last Samurai
"We don't sell Tic Tacs, for Christ's sake, we sell cigarettes. They're cool, available, and addictive. The job is almost done for us." - Thank You For Smoking
"Blackness confirmed: you've got soul." - Undercover Brother
"Because, let's be honest: it's a field. Look, do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything nonhuman? No, and you know why? Because it's a field!" - Stardust
"It's like video games in 3-D!" - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate." - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
"From this day forward, all the toilets in the land shall be known as... Johns!" - Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"I am invincible!" - GoldenEye
"I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else... or else we will be very, very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are." - Team America: World Police
"Allow myself to introduce... myself." - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Comments (3)
That always has and always will be my favorite line from Gladiator
I just realized that you are watching the 2005 edition of P&P i myself have watched it 3 times in the past week. A little bored and obsessed? maybe
"You sold me queer giraffes." - Gladiator
Hahah, I watched that in class the other day and laughed out loud. No one else did.