August 5, 2009

• Enough is Enough

  It's time for me to be direct and clear: enough is enough with this robot pornography. This issue first came to my attention during one of my daily crusades against immorality. It was a very long and tiring evening, but I did scrounge up a large amount of this abomination. It is simply diabolical and unnatural. This damning evidence is on the same level of devilishness as my bestiality and necrophilia collections. These beings are not humans. Sure, some of these robots may appear humanoid and quite flirtatious, but you should not allow yourself to fall down this slippery slope. First it's human shaped androids, then before you know it you'll come to know car assembly arms in the Biblical sense.

  Some of the worst offenders against nature are the Japanese. They seem to have a love of robotics that is beyond shameful. I've always known of their blasphemous sexual proclivities, and pornography with robots is just another shovelful of raw disgust. Their television programs are littered with shameful humanoid robots that deviants and sinners are more than happy to pervert for their own purposes. It is disgusting and wrong and should only be viewable by those who are trying to stamp this cancer out.

  I'm also worried for the future. If this seed of sinfulness can continue to grow, who knows how Asimov's Laws will be taken advantage of. Law 2 practically assures that deviants will attempt to besmirch their souls by succumbing to their temptations. I can only hope that if this future is to come, Law 1 will at least attempt to curb some of the more burlesque fetishes. I can only pray for the sake of humanity that this unnaturalness does not grow. This robot pornography must be halted. Write your political and religious leaders immediately. This threat must be treated immediately.

  
  Freudian? Perhaps.

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