August 11, 2009

• Wait, What?

  Afternoon, Sally.
  Hey, Dan.
  All done for the day?
  Yeah.
  Cool. Are you driving home, then?
  Yep.
  Wow, me too! We have so much in common. Do you want to go out sometime?
  Excuse me?
  It must be fate that we meet like this. We are almost soulmates. We should start going out or something.
  Uh... I'm married.
  So am I, but why should we let that get in the way of fate?
  I don't think-
  Oh, don't think my dear. Just consider it.
  Okay, y'know, you're right. I can't stand my husband. Why don't you come over to my place tonight? He's out of town.
  Wait, you mean for sex?
  Yeah.
  HARLOT!
  Huh?
  SUCCUBUS*! ADULTEROUS WENCH! I wouldn't consider that type of thing while we're both still married. I was implying we both get a divorce and then elope.
  ...
  I never thought you were like that. WHORE! Get out of my sight.
  But... but I've fallen for you. How can you just throw me aside like that?
  What?
  You're a horrible person. You open my heart with words of fate and lust, then throw me aside as though I was a doll. Well, let me tell you: I am no object!
  I know that. I know that more than anyone. You are my chosen person.
  Oh~
  Can you ever forgive me?
  I... I don't know. This has been painful. I'll have to consider it longer...
  My fair siren. I hope you can forgive me. Hopefully we can be together before the suns and moons collide.
  Yes...
  Right. See you tomorrow then, Sally.
  Yep, see you tomorrow.
  Don't forget, it's an office potluck. Bring chips.
  Got it.

  (I had a lot of fun writing this, just because of how much it whipped around)

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