September 15, 2009

• Reproduction Report

  Having given up on the ridiculously inefficient form of sexual reproduction, Jimbo has decided to turn his sights on asexual reproduction. He has decided that this form of reproduction would ensure his glorious and divine genetic material would have a significantly higher chance of remaining unaltered. He is well aware that the human cellular structure is not particularly well designed for this form of reproduction, but he believes that if he puts his mind to it he can accomplish this. It will take a great deal of time and effort, but any time spent in this endeavour would be well spent.

  The first asexually borne clone will probably be the most difficult, as there will be no trainer experienced enough to teach. Every method and skill will have to be self-taught. If successful, Jimbo will be the first case in his knowledge. After the first, he will, hopefully, have a better understanding and be capable of producing more clones quicker and easier. Even if the body proves incapable of producing more than one asexual clone, he will at least have a double for tennis.

  

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