September 26, 2009

  • Vaccinated

    Anybody else get their flu vaccination yet? I sure did, and they had so many options. For the older and younger crowd, they had the standard flu shots. For the boring, mid-life folks, they had nasal sprays. For the hip, young urban professionals, they had a snortable powder (the option I chose). Those hippie college students even have an option of inhaling their vaccine through a hookah. Some even felt frisky and asked to have the bowl replaced with a piece of fruit or something. For the social, party-goers, a pill form is available that contain high amounts of caffeine, but in short supply. It is all very convenient. The wussies that lacked the gall for any other options were able to get the vaccine pass through the skin from a sticker.

    Things go better with Coke

Comments (2)

  • what happened to the good old days when you just go to a doctor and 

    no matter what's wrong with you, they'll just inject you with something.

  • I didn't get one.. I've never gotten one and also never gotten the flu... *knocks on wood*

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