October 23, 2009

• Happy 1023 Day!

  Hark! Let it be announced from atop the tallest minarets that today is 1023 Day! Sooth, it is on this day, the twenty-third day of the tenth month, that the numerals of the date, when aligned in month-day fashion, form the Holy Number: 1023. The Holy Number exemplifies the essence of randomness and acceptance. It is whispered in the tales of scholars that, in the time of ancients, the Holy Number was used in early efforts to gain access to the Fountain of Knowledge. Our great God-King Jimbo tried several times to create a unique persona that would grant Him access to this magical place, but met always with failure. It was not until He gave His persona a name that incorporated the Holy Number that the gates of Infinity were opened to Him, and the world's knowledge rested at His fingertips. Many moons have passed since that blessed day. The Fountain of Knowledge continues to flow through our God-King by the strength of the Holy Number. He has decreed today to be a day of celebration, to make the importance of 1023 in the life of every person. All hail God-King Jimbo! All hail 1023!

  

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