Movie characters later in their career when they are forced to go into advertising just to make ends meet. (Bonus points to readers who identify all of the references)

The hiiiiiiiiiills are alive, with the sound of Now That's What I Call Music: Volume 523!

I know what you're thinking... did I add seven eggs or six? To tell you the truth, in all this fun using Uncle Jim's cake mix, I've forgotten myself. Uncle Jim's cake mix is the newest and greatest innovation in cake mixes. So you have to ask yourself one question: do I want a delicious cake? Well do you, punk?

YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS... that stone until you try all new Magical Stonepasser from Isengard Pharmaceuticals.

He sold me queer giraffes... but since I started using GiraffeTree.com, where you can quickly and efficiently check prices and reviews of giraffe traders across the country, that never happened again.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Honey Baked Ham.

The name's Bond... Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Might I recommend new Jimbo Brand Hand Sanitizer: kills the bacteria without the awful smell.

I feel the need... the need for Speed Stick Deodorant!

Will you look at that; look at how she moves. It's like the newest flavor of Jell-O, Blue Electricity, - in stores now! - on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something.

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the Jimboware super strong, stainless steel kitchen knife to defend herself, and he doesn't like that. Not one bit. So he takes the Jimboware super strong, stainless steel kitchen knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "why so serious?" He comes at me with the Jimboware super strong, stainless steel kitchen knife, "why so serious?" He sticks the ultimate sharp edge that beats all the other competition into my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!"

I just felt like running... when I tried on Jimbo Corp running shoes.

Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me with the newest perfume by Brittany Spears: Oversaturation... aren't you?

All work and no new episodes of House - Monday nights on Fox - make Jack a dull boy.