February 22, 2010
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102.3 The J
Hey there listeners, you're tuned in to one-oh-two-point-three, The J: America's greatest rock station. We are going to go to the phone lines now. Hello? You're on The J!
Hey, awesome! I got through.
It is pretty awesome, isn't it? What's your name pal? Where you from?
The name's Jimbo from City 1023.
It's rush hour, isn't it? Heading in to work?
That's right. Just pulled on to I-10.
Okay, I won't keep you too long then. Got a request for us?
Sure do. Can you play "Tom Sawyer" by- OH SHI-
*screeeeeech*
*CRUNCH*
*thud thud*
*skreeeeeee*
*hissssssss... tnk… tnk… tnk…*
Hey Jimbo, you still there? Oh dear, okay listeners, it's time for a quick traffic update. It sounds like there's an accident on I-10 and things are probably going to get pretty messy out there. To get you through the morning, let us get to more music. Here is "Tom Sawyer" by Rush. Stay safe out there.
(Writer's note: I wonder how often that sort of thing actually happens)
